50 Ridiculous Ways You Didn't Know You Could Break The Law
20. New Mexico: Persons May Not Spit On The Steps Of An Opera House
Just don't spit, is a better rule of thumb.
19. New York: While Riding In An Elevator, One Must Talk To No One, And Fold His Hands While Looking Toward The Door
Elevator etiquette is a difficult prospect at the best of time, causing no end of social anxiety for the more tender dorks in the world, so perhaps having some rules is a good thing. But whose engaging the notoriously not-chatty New Yorkers in elevator conversations anyway?
17. North Carolina: It Is Against The Law To Sing Off-Key
Well. I can never go to North Carolina, what about you?
18. North Dakota: It Is Illegal To Lie Down And Fall Asleep With Your Shoes On
Who is even policing that?
16. Ohio: It Is Illegal To Get A Fish Drunk
This is unfortunate, because I heard clownfish can be the life of the party.
I'm currently attending my local college while trying to figure out who I am. I love Doctor Who, Sherlock, really any BBC show. I've also been told I'm a bit of a nerd. Specifically, a theatre nerd.
Elevator etiquette is a difficult prospect at the best of time, causing no end of social anxiety for the more tender dorks in the world, so perhaps having some rules is a good thing. But whose engaging the notoriously not-chatty New Yorkers in elevator conversations anyway? 
This is unfortunate, because I heard clownfish can be the life of the party.