He was happy in the haze of a drunken hour, but Heaven knows he's miserable now. If Morrissey were an aquatic creature; this would be him, even down to little tuft of hair.
5. The Snakehead Fish
Smile? What a waste of facial muscles. This fish invaded Britain some years back, and guess what? He hates it.
4. The Goblin Shark
Ah, the handsome and noble Great Whites. Now that's fine breed of shark. Then you get the Goblin Shark, an absolute horror of a creature who must feel bloody stupid next to his ravishing cousins. Evolution: you had ONE job.
