6 Miserable Fish Who Just Want To End It All

3. The Bubble-Eyed Goldfish

Are you having a bubble? This little guy is the loneliest in the pond. He actually has to swim on his own, incase he bumps into other fish and BURSTS his eyes. What a nightmare.

2. The Angler Fish

Evolution has a lot to answer for in this monster's case; that's one hell of a lot of pent-up aggression. It's not surprising this dude is angry: from birth, male angler fish struggle to hunt, meaning he'll be hungry his entire life. When he eventually finds some happiness in a female partner, he'll begin to bite her, only to discover his lips starting to melt. His internal organs will also start melting and fuse into the side of the female's body. The only thing left will be a pair of testicles which the lady can then use to impregnate herself. So there you go: this unhappy chap will eventually become, a pair of balls. And you thought you had problems.

1. The Blobfish

This fella has won the award for the world's ugliest animal. The gelatinous blobfish topped a list of strange looking creatures that all 'need help'. Well that's not very nice, is it? I'm sure the affectionately named "scrotum frog" and those huge nosed monkeys were a lot less appealing than this gloomy dude. He just needs a hug, for crying out loud.
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