You will notice this creature slowly moving between machines with a thoroughly depressed look on their face. They will invariably wear the sweat-stained grey sweatpants and random T-Shirt (often a faded 'Just Do It' motto or Def Leppard piece of merch). Sometimes, in case you're unsure, they will wear a headband. All in all, they will be miserable and uncoordinated. Their slope between machines will be because either their wife or mirror has forced them out of the pub and into the gym, sick of the sorry sight of their flabby midriff. By day, many will be high-powered managers, the sort that turns you down for a loan or laughs at you when you walk into a car showroom. Remember when you see them staring forlornly at you as you work out they're in your world now.
