7 Things You Think About When A Stranger Asks You Out At Starbucks

6. The Second Exchange

"Are you finished with that newspaper?" You're screaming inside as they sort of look at you blankly and expectantly. "Erm, yeah sure go ahead. Keep it if you want." "Thanks." Again, you're having several thousand heart attacks all at once and are sweating profusely as they smile and say thanks. When really you hadn't actually finished with it. You'd just placed it down to check your phone. But you'd do anything for them in this moment. Even so far as give away the Sunday Telegraph that cost you a whole £2.00. You think these three lines of conversation are spewing endless amount of meaning. That they're hopelessly in love with you.