Remus: Harry, the tickets are sold out. Harry: Noooooooooooo! Fans from all over the world have been trying to get tickets online for the 8th instalment of Harry Potter. Harry Potter And The Cursed Child is a play that will be performed in the West End of London and of course, everyone is going crazy for it. Potterheads are contemplating selling their own kidneys in an attempt to get tickets to see what happens in the sequel to The Deathly Hallows, and as much as people are probably crying about being the 87,345th person in line, it doesn't mean that they've lost their sense of humour in their darkest hour. Already - with painful inevitability - there are two tickets on sale online for a disgusting £900, from someone who definitely deserves all of the Unforgivable Curses. Let's hope the decision to extend the play's run to 2017 will see the bottom drop out of his market, the horrible Mundungus Fletcher wannabe. Still. some things are still clearly worth waiting for (and saving up for, apparently), even if some of the reactions to the queues were hilariously tragic...
8. For As Long As You've Been Waiting In That Queue, You Now Have A Wife, Three Children And A Comfortable Job At The Ministry
