3. Princess Diana
When they're not perpetuating downright lies about immigration, The Daily Mail still finds time to fill its hate-laden columns with dross about Diana. Though even this repulsive rag tends to admit that Lady Di did in fact meet her death in that tunnel in Paris, or somewhere on the scenic route-taken drive to the hospital. She, alongside boyfriend Dodi Al-Fayed and driver Henri Paul, crashed whilst reportedly trying to escape from papparazzi en route to their lovenest on the Champs-Elysees. Later reports claimed that Paul was drunk, doped-up on anti-depressants and tranquilizers and simply lost control of the vehicle. One thing for sure, tittle-tattle regarding her death doesn't appear to be subsiding and we'll be ever-exposed to the "Prince Phillip and MI6 was the ones that done it" spiel for a long time yet.
Conspiracy theorists say: (Hold on to your hats, this is a corker) She's alive, gave birth to Dodi's child but she is wheel-chair bound.