9 Horrifying "Would You Rather" Questions You Simply Cannot Answer

4. Lick A Sweaty Fat Guy's Armpits, Or Drink Your Own Urine

This isn't just horrifying, it's just downright gross, right? Your urine is sterile, mostly (it does contain some bacteria, even in healthy people, but not enough to normally harm you), but who really wants to drink that? However, on the flip side, in licking the sweaty fat guy's armpits, you're not really just licking him - you're smelling him, tasting him, and he's there looking at you. Urine, meanwhile, well, it doesn't smell great. And it's probably going to trigger the urge to vomit in you, so there's that fun experience to add in: you've got to deal with the urine going down, then coming back up again. Like we said: gross.