9 Horrifying "Would You Rather" Questions You Simply Cannot Answer

3. Watch Your Parents Have Sex Every Day, Or Join In Once To Stop It?

There's a little book that has made the rounds over the years - a coffee table book - with the most terrifying of titles: Sex After 60. Should you see this book on your parent's bookshelf, fear not: it's a gag, and every page is blank. What a relief. No one, and I mean no one, should bear witness to their parents making the beast with two backs. Joining in however? Thanks but no thanks. But then you have to see it... but... There's just no good answer.