2. They Said I Could Be Anything I Wanted...
...so I became a Christmas tree. The look of joy on this man's face is unparallelled. Again, this is another that's difficult to rag on, simply because this fellow is so blatantly having such an awesome time. Our only hope is that his smiles are down to the hilarious joke of wearing such a jumper, and not because he secretly thinks that nobody has clocked on to the fact he's not actually a Christmas tree. After all, it had us fooled, but what could be worse than this?