3. Too Much To Drink
All of the entries on this list would make you want to barf, but it seems Rudolph here has been indulging just a little too freely in all the wine, Christmas pudding and festive frivolities, and has thrown up a charming mix of Christmas decorations all over your clothes. What is this one trying to tell us? That the reindeer think so much of your choice of jumper that they've lost their lunch? That Santa is so cruel he feeds his sleigh-pullers nothing but tinsel? Who knows, just put the sweater down and walk out of the shop. Please, it's for your own good!