Fifty Shades Of Grey: 21 Seduction Tips That Would Definitely Never Work

14. Demand That Your Mate Eat. Scold Them If They Don't.

Baby Food 2 Gif Forcing food down your special someone's throat ranks pretty low on the sexy meter. If they resist your demands for them to clear their plate like a child, you should definitely scold them for it. Don't worry about being subtle or decent, they obviously don't know what's good for them. Christian employs this parental style method of seduction quite often. He seems to have the incorrect notion that grown adults want to be treated like petulant teenagers. For the majority of the time, this is a false assumption to make,
"Eat." He says more sharply. "Anastasia, I have an issue with wasted food... eat." "I can't eat all of this." I gape at what's left on the table. "Eat what's on your plate. If you'd eaten properly yesterday, you wouldn't be here, and I wouldn't be declaring my hand so soon." His mouth sets in a grim line. He looks angry. I frown and return to my now cold food.
This method is really effective on a toddler, so at least that's something.
Contributor
Contributor

A science nerd (although I prefer the term "enthusiast") to the core. I love bones, blood and books. Bring me an IV filled with coffee and I'll bake you a delicious coconut cake. You can follow me on twitter @AlainaJudgesYou