Fifty Shades Of Grey: 21 Seduction Tips That Would Definitely Never Work
7. Shame Your Date For Having The Audacity to Retain Their Virginity And Not Immediately Disclose It To You
Seriously, how could you fail to shout out your v-card status upon first meeting him? And on that note, how could you be a virgin at all? In the great Christian Grey's words, "How have you avoided sex? Tell me please". Yes. Tell him, please. What other bombshells are you harboring? Next you will admit that you can't properly digest cheese or something!
"You're a virgin?" He breathes. I nod, flushing again. He closes his eyes and looks to be counting to ten. When he opens them again, he's angry, glaring at me. "Why the f*ck didn't you tell me?" He growls.
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