Fifty Shades Of Grey: 21 Seduction Tips That Would Definitely Never Work
6. Rectify Your Date's "Situation"
Refer to your date's virginity as their "situation". This will make it easier to all but demand that you rectify it. The important thing here is to make her inevitable deflowering sound like an employee training tutorial, because those are really sexy.
"We're going to rectify the situation right now." "What do you mean? What situation?" "Your situation. Ana, I'm going to make love to you now." "Oh.." The floor has fallen away. I'm a situation. I'm holding my breath. "We can start your training tonight - with the basics. This doesn't mean I've come over all hearts andflowers, it's a means to an end, but one that I want, and hopefully you do too." His gray gaze is intense.
Man, Grey really pulled out all of the stops with this one. Raise your hand if he's giving you the vapors.
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Refer to your date's virginity as their "situation". This will make it easier to all but demand that you rectify it. The important thing here is to make her inevitable deflowering sound like an employee training tutorial, because those are really sexy.