Fifty Shades Of Grey: 21 Seduction Tips That Would Definitely Never Work
5. Demand That Your Date Be On A First Name Basis With Your Favorite Body Part
Don't let her call you by your given name but let her know that you fully expect her to be on first name terms with your genitalia. That will make your date know that she is literally on par with a sub human amoeba and will really have her ready to seduce. Like you will need to do anymore seducing!
Oh! Turning to face him, I'm shocked to find he has his erection firmly in his grasp. "I want you to become well acquainted, on first name terms, if you will, with my favorite and most cherished part of my body. I'm very attached to this."
Biologicslly, he is very attached to it as well. But why ruin this sweet moment with logic?
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Don't let her call you by your given name but let her know that you fully expect her to be on first name terms with your genitalia. That will make your date know that she is literally on par with a sub human amoeba and will really have her ready to seduce. Like you will need to do anymore seducing!