Fifty Shades Of Grey: 21 Seduction Tips That Would Definitely Never Work

19. Forbid Your Paramore From Calling You By Your First Name

Nothing says seduction quite like your date sharing the same sentiments as Voldemort. This guy is serious: he truly thinks his first name is some sacred utterance that should only be used by those in the upper eshelons. Hes clearly imbalanced. If your date has this twisted notion, it's time to vacate the premises.

"Why haven't you asked me to call you by your first name." I'm surprised by my audacity. Why has this conversation become so serious? This isn't going the way I thought it would go. I can't believe I'm feeling so antagonistic towards him. It's like he's trying to warn me off. "The only people who use my given name are my family and a few close friends. That's the way I like it."

Clearly, it's probably safe to say that this guy probably doesn't have a ton of close friends.