Fifty Shades Of Grey: 21 Seduction Tips That Would Definitely Never Work

18. Threateningly Demand Their Whereabouts All The Time

You should angrily swear at them while you demand to know where they are, too. Don't hold back, really let them have it. After all, people love to feel like shamed children when they are having a harmless night out with their friends.

"Anastasia, where are you, tell me now." His tone is so, so dictatorial, his usual control freak. I imagine him as an old time movie director wearing jodhpurs, holding an old fashioned megaphone and a riding crop. The image makes me laugh out loud. "You're so....domineering." I giggle "Ana, so help me. Where the f*ck are you?"

If there's one thing grown adults positively respond to, it's the notion that they have begun dating one of their parents.