Fifty Shades Of Grey: 21 Seduction Tips That Would Definitely Never Work

17. If She Doesn't Tell You Her Location, Just Track Her Cell Phone

It's really hot when a gentleman will go so far as to legitimately stalk you using some sort of advanced technology. You probably shouldn't be afforded any personal space or privacy because you would just get into trouble. You should be a little bit alarmed by this and not think that his stalker tendencies are adorable.

"How did you find me?" "I tracked your cell phone, Anastasia." Oh, of course he did. How is that possible? Is it legal? Stalker, my subconscious whispers at me through the cloud of tequila that's still floating in my brain, but somehow, because it's him, I don't mind.

Real people won't just let this go. Real people will probably file a police report or at the very least ask you a few probing questions about your cell phone tracking device.