Fifty Shades Of Grey: 21 Seduction Tips That Would Definitely Never Work

16. Forceful Threats Are Sexy

You have probably entered a somewhat unsexy situation if he has suddenly exchanged his veiled threats for completely straight forward ones. Threats aren't really on the list of things your should try if you are looking to seduce a potential soulmate. That's not written in stone but it seems like it's an idea that you can hang your hat on. Christian doesn't really agree with society on this particular "don't" and actually uses this anti-seduction technique in almost every circumstance that involves trying to get Anastasia all hot and bothered. He succeeds but he is also a fictional character, so do with that what you will.

"You're lucky I'm just scolding you." "What do you mean?" "Well, if you were mine, you wouldn't be able to sit down for a week after the stunt you pulled yesterday. You didn't eat, you got drunk, you put yourself at risk."

The best part about this is where he tries to disguise it as concern for her well being instead of his own psychosis. Well played, Grey.