Fifty Shades Of Grey: 21 Seduction Tips That Would Definitely Never Work

15. Always Insist On Paperwork Before Touching Your Date

Amazingly, paperwork doesn't get the engines running in the vast majority of people you are going to encounter in life. Seduction shouldn't really include acquisitions and mergers or non-disclosure agreements. Consent is vital. Consent is sexy. But written consent is a little terrifying because it implies something sinister may occur.

"I'd like to bite that lip." He whispers darkly. "Why don't you?" I challenged quietly. "Because I'm not going to touch you, Anastasia - not until I have your written consent to do so." His lips hint at a smile.

Lip nibbling should really only involve a verbal agreement; nobody should have to bring ink and paper into this.