To be honest, you could write a book on the amount of times Ronaldos bubbled whilst playing football. He must have dodgy tear ducts or something. Along with scoring goals, preening, posing and being generally half decent at kicking a ball about, crying seems to be high up on the list of spectacular talents that Ronaldo possesses. He whinged happy tears when Man Utd won the Champions League in 2008. He blubbed when Man Utd lost the 2005 FA Cup Final. He bawled his little eyes dry when he won the Ballon dOr in 2013. Hes a sensitive soul is Ronaldo. But he most famously cried, understandably, as a spaghetti-legged 19 year old after Portugal were beaten in the final of Euro 2004 against the world footballing superpower that was Greece. If he hadnt been such a showboating little sod you might have felt sorry for him but as it is, the entire nation just chuckled at his misfortune. Of course, hed eventually have the last laugh. Just look at him now.
Chris James Peet says hello. His interests include hoping for the best and sitting in chairs. He much prefers moaning to counting his blessings and suffers fools gladly. He also likes to look out of the window and check what's in the fridge but he hates standing up, dripping taps and reality.
