10 Footballers Who Looked Terrible With Moustaches

9. Thierry Henry

Beard, yes. Moustache, definite no. Like a fine French wine, Henry matured with age, not only on the football pitch, but also in the looks department, casting off his youthful softness for a refined va-va-voom that got all sorts of engines revving. But he wasn't always that impressive. Pictured as a 20-year-old at the outset of his career with Monaco, Henry's sparse soup strainer added a good 10 years to the age of his face, despite his equally questionable decision to wear a surf dude necklace and sun-tipped Jamaican style afro.