10 Footballers Who Looked Terrible With Moustaches

10. Peter Crouch

For someone as "interesting" looking as Peter Crouch, the decision to make as bold a statement as a moustache was particularly brave, and while it was for a good cause, the lanky Stoke striker has to lose points for execution. He may not be the goal-machine he once was for England, or even first choice with Stoke with the signing of Victor Moses from Chelsea, but Crouch still managed 10 goals in 38 games last season for the Potters. Presumably his hairy top lip will resurface again in November once Movember rolls around again.