10 Footballers Who Looked Terrible With Moustaches

7. Grant Holt

Another to chalk down to the influence of Movember, there's no questioning the motives behind the former Norwich striker's lip cultivation, but it's just rather unfortunate that the overall look was more redneck than Selleck. There's something about the mismatched 'tache that spoils the overall look, and while the blonde tones matched his Canaries shirt perfectly, it didn't go so well with the rest of his hair. Nice and full, yes, but he just doesn't really have the face for it, and is instantly transported back to the early '80s - which is ironic given his style of play.