10 Footballers Who Looked Terrible With Moustaches

6. Paul Merson

The world's worst pundit (watch him try and pronounce even slightly complex foreign names) has made some poor decisions in his career - like signing for Middlesbrough - but none were quite as off-putting as his decision to go with the handle-bar motif for his Movember design. Looking like Gerard Depardieu in a bad cowboy movie, the former Portsmouth man was clearly wearing the 'tache with at least some irony - or at least you'd have to hope so - but it's hard to accept self-awareness in the circumstances.