10 Footballers Who Looked Terrible With Moustaches

5. Theo Walcott

Remember that one kid who came to school after the summer holidays with his lip jutted out, confidently sporting probably weeks of fuzz that would fly off in the merest of breezes, or the slightly of cat licks? That's exactly what Theo Walcott looked like when he grew this Freddie Mercury wannabe. It's not just how daft the thatch actually looks, it's that every photograph he posted of himself sporting it, it was coupled with an unnaturally smug expression, as if he was somehow proud of the monstrosity.