10 Footballers Who Looked Terrible With Moustaches

3. Jermaine Jenas

As Theo Walcott has already shown, the combination of a baby face and a sparse raggy-tache is not the best look, and Jermaine Jenas managed to go a step further by failing to grow anything but a meagre Chris Kamara/Lionel Richie hairy earthworm. Yes, again it was for Movember, but even the most charitable of his beneficiaries must have felt a little robbed when the end of the month brought only that. What you really have to question is why Jenas would grow something so noticeably poor having infamously complained about living in a gold fish bowl during his time at Newcastle United. Still at least it was for a good cause.