10 Footballers Who Looked Terrible With Moustaches

2. Michael Owen

Again, pride in the face of reality can be a terrible thing. Going the whole-hog for Movember a couple of years ago, former Stoke bench-warmer and sometime pundit Michael Owen grew a handle-bar in the same vein as Paul Merson and seemed as inconceivably proud of it as the latter years of his career. Posing, eyes gleaming with a cowboy hat is all good for a laugh, but you can definitely sense that he already owned the hat and felt incredibly happy with himself for his surprising ability to grow a moustache.