As Gullit found to his dismay in 1999, you don't stand up to Alan Shearer or question his high majesty to any Newcastle fans, let alone to his actual face, but that's precisely what fiery, fearless football philosopher Joey Barton did the season Newcastle were relegated. Having been sent off against Liverpool for trying to kick Xabi Alonso's knee inside out, Barton was told by his caretaker boss that he shouldn't have been on the pitch and that it was a mistake to pick him. Barton, with typical grace responded that he was the best player at the club, and when told he was in fact "sh*t" he called Shearer a "sh*t manager with sh*t tactics". Ignoring the truth in that statement, that was just the start of their affair, as Barton has clashed with Shearer over social media since, calling him a "slaphead" and taking issue with his assessment that he was a thug. Frankly none of the statements on either side seem to be anything but truthful. Who else probably hates Alan Shearer? Share your thoughts below in the comments thread.