11. Attend Any Professional Or International Match
Mike Egerton/PA Archive/Press Association ImagesSome of the clauses of the ban do seem a little petulant, since it seems unlikely that Suarez will be able to re-offend the minute he enters a football stadium: yes, it's a punitive measure designed to punish the player right in his biggest passion, but it's not like doctors like to go and hang-out at hospitals on their day off, so who is to say that footballers are even remotely compelled to spend their free time in stadiums anyway. Maybe he would have been better punished by having to spend ALL of his time in a stadium, living there, using the fan facilities and eating only the pies and limp, grey fries he can get his hands on.
10. Attend Any Non-League, Reserve And Youth Football Games
WikipediaNo sneaking in to get his football fix from developmental and inferior quality games, then.
9. Watch School Football Games Or Attend Football Activities
Wikimedia Commons/CambodiaNiscSo no bringing along a ringer for the parents five a side game for his children.
8. Play In A Charity Match
WikipediaDespite the over-riding suspicion from most fans that Suarez has something wrong with his internal moral compass, he has actually been known to give to charity in the past, so this might be more of a punishment than initially suspected. Last year, on signing a new contract with Liverpool and winning the Football Supporters Federation Player of the Year 2013, Suarez instructed William Hill to donate £10k to the Teleton charity in Uruguay that looks after children with neuro-musculoskeletal disabilities.