14 Things Luis Suarez Can't Do During His Ban (And 8 He Surprisingly Can)

7. Take Part In A Club Visit To A Children's Hospital

https://twitter.com/LFCFansCorner/status/410900699233275904 Quite how this qualifies as linked to football more than making a transfer to another club is utterly baffling.

6. Hand Out Awards At A Junior Football Club

Flickr.comFlickr.comIt's probably right that this sort of thing should be reserved for positive role models, frankly.

5. Attend A Football In The Community Event

FITCFITCSome might argue that Suarez should have been given some community service, and perhaps this sort of situation might have been perfect to teach the wayward star something about the humility required to not think it's okay to bite other people.

4. Speak At Or Attend A Supporters' Club Event

FCBarcelona.comFCBarcelona.comWill that discount an official unveiling at Barcelona? No, probably not. If Man City and PSG's flouting of the Financial Fair Play rules, and the loopholes to that supposedly rigid rule system have taught us anything, it's that the "big clubs" will find a way, and there's probably something in the semantics of the ban that will allow for a eye-catching event.
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