14 Things Luis Suarez Can't Do During His Ban (And 8 He Surprisingly Can)

3. Attend A Function On Behalf Of Behalf Of The Club

Stephen Pond/EMPICS SportStephen Pond/EMPICS SportIf your club ambassador is Luis Suarez, there's very possibly something wrong with the rest of your squad.

2. Be Involved In Campaigns On Behalf Of Barcelona Or Uruguay

Adam Davy/EMPICS SportAdam Davy/EMPICS SportObviously.

1. Take Part In Events With Football-Based Sponsors

https://twitter.com/pokerfuse/status/482603024729112576 To be fair, if Suarez still has any personal sponsors left in the game, they should probably reconsider their marketing strategy and re-invest their funds in someone less likely to reflect badly on their brand. Like Lance Armstrong, perhaps. And now on to the surprisingly flush list of things that he actually will be allowed to do...
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