2. The Yellow Wall
FEAR THE YELLOW WALL. IT WILL CONSUME YOU ALIVE. A word of explanation; this refers to the terrifying sea of yellow that roars on Die Borussen, the passionate, vocal fans. Whether this most fearsome of fan creations will be as effective away from the partisan Westfalstadion is uncertain, but you aren't a human football fan if you don't feel a little tingle when you see it in full effect. Borussia Dortmund supporters epitomise the German fan culture so romanticised in England, and if you're one of those people that long for the Premier League to be a bit more like Bundesliga then Dortmund are the team to back. True, they're the only football club in Germany traded on the stock market, but, even if the club wasn't relentlessly fan friendly (£19 to see one of the best teams in Europe in an 80,000 seater stadium) the Yellow Wall would drown out any objections raised by that fact.