Newcastle: Steven Taylor Definitely Does Have A Screw Loose - Good!
He might not be the best player, but he's the most committed.

"Tayls came in and he was fantastic. He's like that in training, he'll stand in front of the ball and take one in the face - think he's got a bit of a screw loose - but I think it showed that we were really fighting and we're fighting for the club, the manager and the fans. We want to do well this season."A comical assessment, no doubt, but definitely a strong selling point for the former England prospect, and the reason he needs to continue playing. The defender will be offered to Nottingham Forest in exchange for the early return of Jamaal Lascelles - according to the Sunday People - though that can probably be dismissed as the usual Sunday paper garbage. What is clear is that while he's a figure of fun, Taylor's commitment and unhinged happiness to throw himself in front of anything heading towards the goal is a lot more valuable to Newcastle now than it ever has been. And frankly, we can all accept some fist pumps and crowd rallying if he performs as he did yesterday.