Ranking Every Premier League Team From Least To Most Fit
8. West Ham
Team Performance: Oof, these 8-9 spots are really where nothing special happens. These teams lack the horrors that would drop them out of the top 10 but we're not quite into babetown territory yet. It's worth noting that West Ham are also working against the dreaded blue-and-maroon combo and may have placed higher without this handicap. Best Individual Performance: Manuel Lanzini may grow into the most attractive player on the team but still has a slight air of the adolescent about him. The winner, then, is Mauro Zarate, whose natural charms are only enhanced by his absolutely cracking name.
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