Ranking Every Premier League Team From Least To Most Fit

7. West Brom

Team Performance: West Brom players are to be commended on the variety of haircuts they're displaying. They're repping long locks and slicked back and shaved and curled. A barber could put up headshots of the whole team and cover most of his customer's options. Not bad, lads. Best Individual Performance: Their keeper, Ben Foster, wasn't a cert for this win until the photo above popped up. He's a attractive enough but not a clear natural frontrunner by any means. But LOOK AT IT. Everyone should have a photo of themselves standing stoically in heavy snow, seemingly unbothered by the deadly elements. Very swoony.
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Brydie is an Australian writer and performer living in London and she complains exactly the same amount about the weather as every other Australian living in London. Yes, that is her natural lip colour, no, she will not be taking any further questions at this time.