Ranking Every Premier League Team From Least To Most Fit

6. Sunderland

Team Performance: Surprised to see Sunderland so high up the list? Fair enough. They're not the first team to spring to mind when you think "sex symbol" but they're a babe-sleeper-cell this season. This could just be a lucky year and there's a chance they'll never crack the top 5 but full points to them for this stealthy rise nonetheless. Best Individual Performance: If there was such a thing as a blonde wolf, it would probably look like Seb Larsson. Also, it's unusual for such a pale-haired man to have such expressive eyebrows. We have much to learn from him.
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Brydie is an Australian writer and performer living in London and she complains exactly the same amount about the weather as every other Australian living in London. Yes, that is her natural lip colour, no, she will not be taking any further questions at this time.