Star Trek: Every* Starbase Ranked Worst To Best

If you're not doing very well in your Star Trek life, it's Starbase 80 for you my friend

Star Trek Spacedock Fleet Museum
CBS Media Ventures / Paramount Pictures

*Every starbase? Sorry, do you want me to rank EVERY starbase? Ok, let's get a few ground rules going here. 

First - how does poor Starbase 80 stand a chance? (Editor's note: it doesn't!)

Second, in the interest of having as much detail as possible here, we will be consigning those starbases mentioned in dialogue to the great Spacedock in the sky - as pure and valid as they are, there are far too many of them that don't have anything worth reporting on. 

Sorry Starbase 4112 but I must ask you to sashay away.

Third - drydock facilities will not be considered here - as gorgeous as they are! 

For the entries on this list, we are concentrating on those that appeared on-screen, served a role in the episode, and existed as something beyond a nice shot to close the episode with. For example, while Lya Station Alpha does serve as the location from which the Enterprise-D collected Ensign Ro Laren, it serves no other purpose in the episode - ergo, no entry here.

With those rules in place, let's dive into those postings and locales that offer a stationary holiday spot for Starfleet officers. 

18. Starbase 74

Star Trek Starbase 74
CBS Media Ventures

Though a Spacedock-type Starbase, 74 lands low here for a couple of reasons. The first is that, despite a bit of aspect ratio fun to make the stock footage from Star Trek III: The Search For Spock fit in the standard television format, the very fact that it is re-used footage makes this starbase ridiculous.

Spacedock is said to be roughly a kilometre in length, with the Constitution-class Enterprise 1701 fitting snugly between those doors. For Starbase 74, the exact same doors are wide enough to allow the far larger - and wider - Galaxy-class Enterprise-D through. This means that the station must be at least twice the size of Spacedock - let's hope it never loses orbit!

The simple truth is that it was chosen to save a bit of money in The Next Generation's first season. The footage of the station with the Enterprise-D would be reused several times, such as episodes like Remember Me, Ensign Ro, and Phantasms. Though always a welcome sight seeing Spacedock, it does baffle the mind a bit to consider its monstrous dimensions. Thankfully, this is something that received an update in Star Trek: Picard.

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Seán is the host and head writer/presenter for TrekCulture, as well as a writer/presenter on WhoCulture and WhatCulture Horror. He has authored two novels, dozens of short stories, and hundreds of articles for WhatCulture. He holds a Master of Arts in Creative Writing from University College Dublin. As part of his work with TrekCulture, Seán has been invited to participate in collaborations with Roddenberry Entertainment, as well as contributing to several Star Trek community projects. An avid fan of Star Trek, Doctor Who, and the horror genre at large, Seán's expertise has helped develop these channels to the successes they are today. As host of the Ups & Downs series on TrekCulture, Seán has become internationally recognised for his positive yet critically informed approach to reviewing every episode of modern Star Trek, ensuring he is one of the go-to voices in the Trek community. Favourite Quote to describe himself: "I'm serious about what I do, just not always about the way that I do it"