"Pants explosion" probably sounds worse than it really is, because in this case, it's rather literal. Stopping at a donut shop while wearing a pair of cycling shorts far too tight for him, Chief Wiggum is warned against eating anything by a terrified Lou, who exclaims "Chief, no! Your pants are too tight!" Sadly, Wiggum ignores his advice, claiming instead that he'll only eat one. Soon after, a massive explosion is heard from within the shop, proving that Wiggum just couldn't resist the sweets inside (or that even one was enough to push his shorts past their breaking point).
Primarily covering the sport of MMA from Ontario, Canada, Jay Anderson has been writing for various publications covering sports, technology, and pop culture since 2001. Jay holds an Honours Bachelor of Arts degree in English from the University of Guelph, and a Certificate in Leadership Skills from Humber College.