10 Other Breaking Bad Characters Who Should Get A Spin-Off
7. Hector Tio Salamanca
Speaking of Salamancas, does Tio ring a bell? (badum tish.) Crazy runs in the Salamanca blood like an undercooked prawn curry through your digestive system; Tuco was crazier than a Gnarls Barkley/Aerosmith duet, his cousins were a twinful of silent psychopathy, and then theres patriarch/exploding grandpa Hector Tio Salamanca. Tio might crap on the idea of a spin-off like he would an interrogation room floor, but his characters ripe for a little further exploration. A former drug runner and right hand man of Don Eladio, a couple of Breaking Bads many flashbacks gave us a glimpse of just how unpleasant Tio was in his prime. Half-drowning one of his nephews for some overly aggressive high jinks, emptying his bladder in the bosss swimming pool before drowning Gus Frings business partner and possible lover in it Tio was all class, all the time. Nevertheless, it was hard not to feel a smidgen of sympathy for the curmudgeonly old scrote when Gus Fring took to taunting him at every turn and killing off anyone hed ever been close to. Still, its fair to say Tio had the last laugh. Sneer. Actually, we just dont know how to describe it. A Tio spin-off charting the days that took him from ruthless enforcer to the scourge of Casa Tranquila? Grumpy Old Men meets Saved by the Bell. Wed watch it not sure Hank would tune in though.
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