10 Crazy Things Louie Did That Could Never Happen On Another TV Show

4. Becoming A Spokesman For Masturbation

Season 2 | Episode 8 When CAM (Christians Against Masturbation) put a campaign together to put an end to shaking hands with the one-eyed milkman, it's up to Louis CK to step in, appear on FOX News and put a stop to this nonsense. His opponent on the Fox panel, Ellen Farber, is a worthy one: steadfast in her dedication to God and with an unwavering belief in the purity of human beings. She refuses to believe men and women should so willingly debase themselves. Everything Louie stands against really! As ever with Louie, there's two sides to every story, and rather than coming across like a busybody, Ellen kind of seems to have a point. Why Could It Only Happen On Louie? Because for some reason Fox lend the show their studio and crazy host Greg Gutfeld, who chairs one of the most reasonable debates ever to appear on Fox News. About... masturbation. Also because, once challenged, Louie crumples as if the very fabric of his being has been brought into question. The rant he unleashes at Ellen causes her to respond in disbelief/ pity, 'wow, this really is important to you, isn't it?'. If he can't knock one out now and then, who is he? How does he define himself? In the end he's forced to pick up the pieces and carry on as best he can, starting with a 'date' with his Fox News sparring partner (not Greg Gutfeld). Sexual tension and prolonged flatulence ensues.