6. Idris Elba Pizza Delivery Man, Space Precinct
-->--> Long before he was kicking Kaiju ass around the Pacific or dangling crooks from buildings as John Luther, Idris Elba was delivering pizzas in the year 2040 in the abysmal Space Precinct. His inexplicable Texan/ Russian sounding accent is dreadful, and it's incredible to think that this is the same guy who plays Stringer Bell in The Wire. The only thing worse than his accent is his dialogue, which thankfully is limited to a weird greeting on the security monitor of "Sublight Pizza, eeeeeeeeeeeyy!" and "hot delivery anywhere on Altor, guaranteed", before pulling down his visor in a particularly effeminate manner and flouncing away. Combined with dodgy special effects and terrible wardrobe, he only gets about 5 seconds of screen time but somehow he manages to almost act his way out of any future work with weird facial expressions and mannerisms. Thankfully he either took acting lessons, or bought all the copies of the tape. How is this the man about to portray Nelson Mandela?!