10 Funniest Brooklyn Nine-Nine Characters

2. Charles Boyle

Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Fox

Charles Boyle. Charles Boyle. Charles bloody BOYLE.

This minute bundle of eccentricity has so many odd characteristics that even Stephen King himself may struggle to describe him. So, we're going to list a few things that put Boyle here.

His ridiculously, overpopulated caricature-esque family, which may or not include Susan Boyle (look up Season 6 Episode 15, 13:20), who have the most innocuous, yet daunting formalities and personalities.

His ludicrous life story. One that includes his ex-wife kidnapping his iced-iced babies (yes, that is a euphemism for sperm) and holding them hostage for a ransom before leaving him for a man named Hercules. That's only one thing, don't forget, and it gets a whole lot stranger. Boyle technically spent the entire first season of the show sleeping with his stepsister, which, when looking back at it, is hard to think whether it walks the line of distastefulness or sprints straight past it.

His misunderstanding of every pop culture reference ever. "Yippi Kayak, Other Buckets" anyone? As well as his gross misinterpretations of his own gross vernacular, with too many examples in existence to single one out.

That's just scratching the surface of the enigma that is Charles, the far too loyal, Boyle.

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