10 Incredibly Annoying Classic Kids TV Characters

7. Telly Monster (Sesame Street)

Big Bird taught us about curiousity, Bert and Ernie taught us about tolerance, and Oscar the Grouch taught us that being a hobo could actually be kind of cool, as long as you had a space-faring worm for company. But then there were the... 'other' Muppets that resided on Sesame Street. Snuffy the tuberculosis-riddled depressive and Baby Bear, who is constantly stuck in a state of arrested development, and seeing as he is sometimes filmed in a diaper, probably has very little bowel control. And the fact that Baby Bear is best friends with a freakazoid like Telly Monster should come as a surprise to nobody. Telly Monster was originally envisioned by Henson and Co. to be a little puppet obsessed with television, hence his name, however, they soon rethought their theory, considering that the mascot for their chosen medium was a frazzled haired, frequently hysterical neurotic with a great big orange scrote for a nose. Perhaps not the greatest advert for the medium, after all... And so they changed the object of Telly's obsession to triangles. Triangles. So Telly is not only nightmare-inducing, he's also a nerd. A rare Henson misstep.
 
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