10 Lessons Doctor Who Teaches Us About Christmas

8. If Out Carol Singing Avoid The Blue Doors

Doctor Who Nick Frost Peter Capaldi
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The Doctor likes to choose his friends carefully. He has been known to stalk them through their childhood to prep them or test their eligibility. And they tend to share his aversion to some of the most irritating aspects of human life.

Take Amy Williams, nee Pond, for instance. You really would not want to get on the wrong side of this fiery redhead - just ask her long suffering husband, Rory. One of her most intense dislikes is carol singers. If you happen to make a house call, hoping to bring some Christmas cheer, you might end up with a wet face from Amy's water pistol.

The Doctor gifted Amy and Rory with the town house, and it is no coincidence that he asked the estate agent for a property with a TARDIS blue door. It’s more than possible that behind any blue door on your street, lies another former companion of the Time Lord, and the chances are that they too might make your Christmas a bleak midwinter.

The Doctor doesn’t like carollers either, and once left a very polite notice to ward them away from knocking on his door. Even if you stumble across a police box without such a note, remain cautious - the TARDIS has a habit of forcing the Doctor to be festive and might have sneakily removed it.

Best advice - avoid blue doors altogether, jazz up your carols with a good guitar riff or hire the services of Welsh opera singer, Katherine Jenkins; probably the only person whose voice can break through the Doctor’s frosty exterior.

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Paul Driscoll is a freelance writer and author across a range of subjects from Cult TV to religion and social policy. He is a passionate Doctor Who fan and January 2017 will see the publication of his first extended study of the series (based on Toby Whithouse's series six episode, The God Complex) in the critically acclaimed Black Archive range by Obverse Books. He is a regular writer for the fan site Doctor Who Worldwide and has contributed several essays to Watching Books' You and Who range. Recently he has branched out into fiction writing, with two short stories in the charity Doctor Who anthology Seasons of War (Chinbeard Books). Paul's work will also feature in the forthcoming Iris Wildthyme collection (A Clockwork Iris, Obverse Books) and Chinbeard Books' collection of drabbles, A Time Lord for Change.