10 Moments From The Grand Tour We All Loved

7. Throwing A Dildo At Each Other

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This is a weird one, don't you think? In the first of two special shows, The Grand Tour abandons its usual travelling tent for a road trip across Namibia in three dune buggies. Don't ask me why because I don't want to know why these three middle-aged men thought to bring a synthetic penis on their trip to Namibia.

During a long stretch of driving in the open sand, Jeremy and James play a game of catch with the dildo whilst driving along to pass the time. Passing the sex-aid back to James, Jeremy speeds away. Unknown to the presenter, James throws it back through the air to hit Jeremy perfectly in the face.

It seems this might be a recurring theme throughout the show, as after James breaks his arm filming the first series he is helped out during a race around a track. Unable to properly drive with only one hand, May insists on having a "disabled knob thing"... you can see where this is going. Clarkson and Hammond fit yet another dildo to the steering wheel of James' car in order to "help" him with the rest of his travels.

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