10 Most Inappropriate Moments In Star Trek: The Next Generation

1. Data Is Fully Functional

In truth, you could have filled this entire article with just the 10 Most Inappropriate Moments from The Naked Now but, well, that's an article for another, WAY HORNIER time. If you've not seen it, the entire crew gets infected with some sort of mad arousal pathogen and just starts recklessly jumping each other's bones. Honestly, it's crazy.

However in the midst of everyone "boldly going" (see, told you it was easy) there is one hook-up that remains immortalised as one of Star Trek's wildest ever creative decisions. Tasha Yar gets Data into her quarters and quizzes him over exactly how capable he is of rattling her. Test passed, she drags him to the bedroom.

"Data. You are fully functional aren't you?" "Of course, but…" "How fully?" "In every way, of course. I am programmed in multiple techniques. A broad variety of pleasuring." "Oh, you jewel! That's exactly what I hoped."

Two episodes into The Next Generation and they turned Data into a 6ft sex toy. Honestly, no sooner had they established him as an android who desperately wanted to be human, they'd also established that he had working, pumping, presumably inordinately effective, tantric dong.

In my country, this show went on between The Fresh Prince and The Simpsons.