10 Most Savage South Park Celebrity Takedowns

7. Jennifer Lopez And Ben Affleck

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Both Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck have made multiple appearances or have at least been mentioned throughout the show's running time. Neither ever comes out looking very good, but their biggest appearance sees them together in "Fat Butt and Pancake Head".

Jennifer is portrayed as a mean-spirited diva who's obnoxious and unpleasant to everyone around her, whilst also making terrible music. This was during the height of her fame, when reports of her backstage demands were coming to light.

Cartman pretends that his hand is Jennifer Lopez, and even records some songs (a not so subtle satire of her performances and the songs' general lack of effort ), before eventually taking over her entire career.

Meanwhile, Ben is shown as a moron and a sap who falls in love with Cartman's hand (he'd totally write her a poem "but I have no talent"), cue hilarious reveal that they've been sleeping together.

To be fair, this was at the point in Affleck's career where he was producing bomb after bomb, and they've said some nice things about him in recent episodes. However, Lopez hasn't been quite so lucky, and comes out looking way worse and totally unlikeable.

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