10 Most Savage South Park Celebrity Takedowns

Russell Crowe was once infamous for his aggressive outbursts and knack for getting involved in fights.

So, it was only natural that South Park would cast him as an unpleasant Popeye-like sailor who has a TV show "Russell Crowe: Fightin' around the World", where he travels the globe and gets into brawls with all the local indigenous peoples.

The boys endure his show in order to view a Terrence and Phillip movie trailer, and, as you probably expected, Russell's exploits get worse and worse. He visits various places, adopting a personality similar to Steve Irwin's Crocodile Hunter, and sneaks up on his prey before beating them to a pulp.

It doesn't stop there, he beats up his own show's editor for botching an edit. Then he threatens to beat up a doctor for interrupting him in the middle of a impassioned speech, before actually beating him up. He beats up cancer patients (thinking this will help beat cancer in general), and nearly beats up a child.

On top of that his sidekick and anthropomorphised vessel Tugger tries to kill himself by putting a gun to his funnel and pulling the trigger. All because South Park thinks he "has issues" and don't rate his music.