10 Problems Only Tyrion Lannister Would Understand

2. Dragons...

Dragons are quickly going to become a problem for many people in Westeros and beyond, but they've already given Tyrion an enormous headache. He escaped King's Landing, trekked through ancient Valyria, battled beyond the Stone Men, was sold into slavery, bought out of slavery, sent to a fighting pit, and nearly drowned along the way. Why? Well, certainly not to make up a third of the world's most dysfunctional boyband. Tyrion came for Daenerys, but no sooner had the pair collided, the Mother of Dragons was swept up by Drogon and taken to lands far away. Then Jorah and Daario went off on their awkward journey to rescue Dany, basically leaving Tyrion in charge of a blood-washed city alongside a half-dead Unsullied soldier and that girl from Hollyoaks. It's all your fault, dragons. Don't make Tyrion move again...